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Dirrrty, you sound rational, thank (insert deity of choice) that there are americans like you around!

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Nick, not all of us Americans are puritanical, fanatical, self-righteous, violent, xenophobic, nationalistic gun-toting rednecks and prudes. These 'American idiots' as I call them just happen to be much louder and more obnoxious than us laid-back open-minded Americans. These ignoramuses claim to represent my entire country, but they do not represent me or the others like me, whom you never hear about because we are not nearly as loud or obnoxious. I will confess to being partial to drunken sluts, however. They may not be smart, sophisticated, or well-behaved, but they are lots of fun.

See, American's don't even bother to hide the fact that they're all a bunch of drunken sluts. At least their a tiny bit less judgemental when they're drunk.