Pearl

My boyfriend likes black licorice and candy canes wonder how he would like a black licorice candy caned tasted pussy has anybody else tried this with their man and what was its success
Dexter

Red pants to blue pants : '' Hey Blue, I just dropped my cigarette somewhere around here !''
anonymous

Wow! what a pair of tits. I am whacking ...
Dexter

I asked my dad if I could take his new Jaguar for a drive. Dad said, '' GO FUCK YOURSELF ! '' So that's what I'm doing now !!!!!!!!!!!!
Model T

A Kodak moment. It's amazing how some women will pose for a group of guys for these type photos. Been there seen that.
Habeeb

Hey everyones !!! It's the PONY EXPRESS man bringing me my welfare check. I loves America.
Jimbo

What exactly is for sale at this counter ???
creolady

R u serious....EWE!!!
mr.t

funny. the cat gets along with every body.
Bear

Nice little girlie ! Does she give head ?
ComedorDeLoiras

Essa gostosa eu comia ela todinha com minha pica de 18 centimetros
Nerson

Guy has penile fibrosys
Big Dick Samm

I need a bunny to swallow all this big black Dick
Mee Maw

The winner gets to be on top !!!
guest

That is a very sexy looking clit
Habeeb

UH, girls --- ladies --- hookers ---- whatever , NO THANKS ! I'll stay at home and whack off , but thanks for the offer !!!
The Gambler

I wonder if she would like to play a game of '' GO FISH '' ???
bgdck2fcku

Yummy! I am hungry and you look sooooo good
bgdck2fcku

My tongue in would be in both of y'all asses and my big dick
bgdck2fcku

My dick is so hard I would put it all the way up in your ass
Richard

Safe sex without a condom
Emile

Everybodies !!! DO TRY THIS AT HOME !!!!!
Capt. Peacock

The '' HE MAN'S CLUB ''. That's me with the beard !!!
Hah Beeb

His nipples should match the 1/4 '' dinklet between his legs !!!
Davido

Suffering from P M S !!!!!
Jenx

He bought his car '' Factory Direct '' without any of the pricey options !!!
Me Maw

Hey , everybody !!! It's a Bulgarian travelling KOTEX salesman !!!
Bee Bob

Just pretend it's your boyfriend's 1/4 '' meat stick and ------------- SUCK IT !!!!!!
KRISTINA

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Lol

I want a friend who will let me see their pussy
Cheryl

Where can I go to buy one of these
9 1/2/ incher

i would love to lick them and shove my cock through them umm so hard right now
Man age 53

I want to se that hot Little Girls vagina. Dhe is very very hot. Want to open here pussy and taste that Virgin. Me masturbate when i se this Little kiddygirl. She is so hot.
Aiden

that moment when your biker buddy says its gonna rain but you planned a 40 mile ride...
Casey Jones

The train was coming down the track Hit the station with a hell of a whack !!!
Teebo

If I'm going to HELL , I'm going in style !!!
Me Maw

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!! My kind of girl !!!!!!!!!!!
MAMBA0707

Łoo panie a kto to panu tak spierdolił
Steve

Nice tits
Stevie

Liketo b there
Steve

Brilliant
Robin

Batman !!! Help me !! I have a raging hard on and can't walk !!!
Habeeb

I have heard of '' bumper shining '', but train shining ????????????
Jo Ann

The queens of the Silver Dollar Casino !!!
Denver

Yes !!! You dried up old hags are experts on fucking !!! The closest you ever came to a cock was a picture of one in grade school ----- 90 years ago !!!!
Habeeb

The first car on the left should be an ambulance !!! PUTZ will need it before the jump is over !!!
Studley

What colour is her hair ? Enuff said !!!
Sissydiana

I would like to be the doll right now
Hiawatha

White girl speak with forked tongue !!!
Dweezil

It looks like our wonder boy just ate a fist full of DOG SHIT !!!!
Habeeb

That will teach me for putting 4 fingers up my girlfriend's ass !!!
Buzz

Looks like he just ate a shit sandwich [ his own shit ] !!!
Melburne

Please girls, stop !!! I can't peddle my bike with an 8'' woodie !!!
loulee

yeah ur probably an average guy urself..with an averagely small penis..
Depends

i bet you she shits on herself and doesn't even know it...
get her done

looks like mother and daughter
horrible

she can feed her whole village in brasil while dancing on a pole in newark nj