oh, shut up!
it's a cool bow! :-"
Jack
Twilight-sparkly Transformer?? Edward Prime
chesus
StarGate?
lanre2000
Well shape
bazviv
Yuk....
guest_roach
actually this kind of thing feels really good...i have cockroaches all over my cock right now.
Migotsi
What the fuck is he doing with the burger?! Probably british... Ketchup into baby food too...
babblepfish
shop
loveman
mmm
Jack
That one is international
Juniorao
What The Fuck
Juniorao
Its squirtle!
thegodfather4u
they reject all my good shit i send them and post this stupid not funny at all crap
jcakes
wonder if they can be gotten for copy right laws LOL
Prov
I want a boyfriend that can do the splits like This guy! :p
tafiq
Probably WoW regular player
tafiq
Poor (pretty) girls, they are looked scared.
tafiq
Oh man, this is sick...
tafiq
Mom's at home!
tafiq
She must write it down to her C.V.!
tafiq
Michael Jackson?
tafiq
200 people and one dog hurt after train derails...
tafiq
that must hurt
Anon
That's a cover of Fatboy Slim's "you've come a long way, baby".
B
These are common in Holland. Even haul tools around.
JESS
POPES ARE NOT GOD THEY ARE THE SAME HUMAN SO DON'T WORSHIP THEM!
Marrock
They're fricking trailers... move the god damned things.
Karen
Oh my dear friend, I want to sleep after my night shift , don't disturb me please !
Ribbon
First line: "New game: win driver license!" Second line: "For women"
karen
Oh My God , they are soOOOoooOOOO cute !
Karen
Little baby you ARE SOOOOOOO cute !
clauwe101
extremely cool...!!!
nonyabiz
GROSS
BitterBill
That is a home security system. if your not the owner, it jumps from top of the door on to the intruders scull, clawing eyes and face.
BitterBill
I would love to drive this monster mercedes past a real mercedes dealership. They would have a raging fit and shock.
cookietwo
That's cat litter
lekitty
"That's right...keep doing the cute little harmless look or else you'll be sorry!"
lekitty
"WHAT?! I was teachin' the kid about hygiene and we both got a little tired. It's actually a lot more comfy than it looks, ma...geesh, what's the big deal?"
lekitty
"Mom? I am SO gonna get back at you for this!! 'Just sit still for a picture,' you said. LOOK what it's DOing to me! You'd better watch your back...I'm tellin' ya. Never again, mom; you hear me? Never again!"
lekitty
"Aw, C'mon...I know you're feelin' me; you don't have to be all tough with me. Someone needs a huuu-ugg!"
lekitty
"Yeah, I guess you are kinda cute in a 'totally helpless, vulnerable, I-suppose-that-I-could-use-a-new-friend-too' sorta way...but you only get THAT corner, k? No more than that...and try not to 'snuggle'; I really HATE snuggling. I do!"
lekitty
"Man, you're supposed to be a CONFIDENTIAL Informant, get it? As in don't-show-up-and-talk-to-me-when-I'm-IN-the-squad-car! I'm tellin' ya, someone is gonna CAP yo' ass if you don't quit showin' up like this!"
lekitty
" 'Oh, but Morty, we cannot get across the water,' they all said. 'That floating, hollowed out log thingee will never work, Morty,' they all said. Well, check me now, SUCKERS!"
lekitty
"Ohmigod...what was it Dad told me about this...Damn, I KNEW I shoulda paid more attention!"
lekitty
"Yeow...okay...breathe...I love my kid, I love my kid, I love my kid...MAN, that still stings!"
lekitty
"Awww, sweetheart....I know, I know. I can't stay mad at you EITHER!"
lekitty
"See, it really IS as soft as it looks!! We could make a boatload of cash if we made nests out of this and sold 'em to EVERYONE we know! What do they call this stuff?"
lekitty
"This is called the Vulcan mind meld; it will cause you no lasting harm. I swear to you!"
lekitty
"See, dude? I TOLD you it was there...but Nooooo....you were all like, 'There's no such thing as a Narnia for cats and dogs!' So, who's laughing NOW, Mr. I-have-to-poop-in-the-yard-where-that-cute-husky-sees-me-every-damn-time?"
lekitty
"Is THIS what you want? Hmmm??? You wuv your wittle beers, don't you? How much do you want it...what you gonna do for ME? Hmmmm???"
lekitty
"Man, you left me ALL alone in the house AGAIN today! You know I can't stand being alone...what did you expect me to do? When you KNOW how that makes me feel!"
lekitty
"I told you that you weren't leavin' home without me again even if it meant sleeping in your bag....I TOLD you now, didn't I?!"
lekitty
"Please, someone SAVE me! Dude's lost his mind...especially if he thinks I'm gonna be caught DEAD out in public in this get-up!! C'mon, I've got to have a little dignity...right?"
lekitty
"I KNEW I took a wrong turn at Al-buh-coy-kee!" (Albuquerque...my sad attempt to "say" it like Bugs Bunny does by spelling it phonetically...porrly done, I know. Sorry! But if there are ANY bugs bunny fans who get it...Whew, thanks!)
tgg
hahaha it works ^^
Thomas
Always good to have a friend.
rgh
Typhoon submarine passes by Severodvinsk beach
a
brazilian men! they always do that :D
hitler
everybody heil hitler
Bushed
Finally! we've found the WMD!!!!