Lucky Louie
What do you measure?
jj
Actually, either spelling is acceptable. Embassador is really from Old English, but it is acceptable.
noneofyobeezwax
oh wow... hahaha :D :D
noneofyobeezwax
that is gross. have you ever heard of scissors????
Tennessean
Global warming... BWWAAAAAHHHAAAAHHAAAAAA!!!
Poop
"Papa Smurf, can I lick yo ass?" "Yeah! Lick my ass, bitch!"
immy
Never heared of him.
Lucky Louie
Is that the same girl? It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop!
gclovis
Al Jazeera is a strong supporter of Libyan pro-democracy uprisings.
Honza
The source of tsunami.
Honza
That's what we people deserve. Go, animals, go!
sheba
Its a shame the converted Vegetables aren't actually a good for you as the non converted- they taste better why cant the tastiest foods be good for you and the not so nice be bad for you? :( its an evolutionary flaw-if it was the other way around it wold be healthier. (not that this porker is from natural evolution)
Sheba
Fred01
i'm guessing you don't have many male friends ?
ya ma ya
too much
Fred01
hope so, otherwise you just walk around with your mouth full...
sheba
Money Moggies
Sheba
Fred01
but...blow-up doll's don't count...
Fred01
I can't talk with my mouth full anyway...
Fred01
Isn't that your wife's shirt ?
Fred01
Ah...can i borrow one of those to do some painting
cd79
WTF?
derspy
Thats funny ? Not for me.
asdasd
i like this girl. very niceeee!
Kubek
I was happy when my grandma died :)
hump
walk up and stick it in!
krulutg
It's from fake money :)
jack
cool guy ..............does his cigratte needs any packing !
magie's
party time... came on...
abc345
fogadjunk win usereknek.........
mtfsm
Why is the penis and testicles offensive, and no one comments on the severed head?
DiGiMac
I don't think it's a symbol.
It's a big pissing statue
Honza
Every honest man is on the side of Cuba.
Cuba is poor namely due to isolation held by the Nazis, in particular from the U.S., that terrorize anyone who would like to cooperate with this Liberty Island.
Honza
What's the problem? The hotel possesses circular corridors.
Sajgon
Polak potrafi hahah
Honza
Someone believes in a burning bush, someone in a soccer ball. The latter is less dangerous.
Heiko
This tower is not in the Netherlands, it's in Germany near the town of Aachen.
Kiki888
I don't get it??
halo
It is a foul? Maybe ...
halo
...don't miss!
Aaron
Haha Americans are so funny at war... like those guys just got convicted for slaughtering innocent people.
Flooder
so nice, i admire..
JESS.
... Well, Melinda. Maybe because the numbers on a clock (10, 11 & 12 broken down) are 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. It just has the basic digits found on a clock, not the numbers in any order. And, y'know, stop trying to be funny, you fail. :)
tarah
i love this!!
Honza
... I succeeded to suffocate a crocodile! And I'll get insurance benefits for chewed feet in addition.
gclovis
Robert, you said you were not racist. I lol and choke now.
You must be very clever that you have compared USA with Roman Empire. Why don't you just admit USA is as backward as the iron-age empire?
It is amazing in the 21th century some Americans like Robert still don't feel shameful of the past when you enslaved HUMAN who lived on EARTH.
Come people put this racist on a cross and burn him!!
RUN A WAY RANDY
KOOL I THINK I GO AND BUY PHOTOSHOP
Honza
A nice evidence of the moronity of all ads.
Commentor
News flash --- Dog saves man with CPR...
minski
Your mom has a sex live - get over it!
mememe
its a water balloon bursting, duh :/
Honza
Her name is enough for five normal people.
Honza
Q: A train leaves Los Angeles and another one leaves New York at the same time. Both have the speed 80 m/h and the distance between LA and NY is 2444 m. When and where do they meet?
A: Never and nowhere. The first one goes to San Francisco and the second one to Washington.
Honza
I'm a hetero but I have always prefered peaceful homos to narrow-minded belligerent heteros.
gclovis
oops.
fraten
What does that mean? Can someone translate it, please?
hbrealtor
I have a mutt that looks like this dog. Any theory on what it is? I've never seen one that looks so similar.
shmmla
This must be where they grow Skittles.
Quagmire
Giggidy!
johnny123
Then I'm the healthiest guy there is.
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