old geezer

The shock of beeing trapped
old geezer

Smart move.
old geezer

To hell with the machine, both enjoy working together.
old geezer

Friends will be friends.
old geezer

Not funny, walking with a double barrel :-)
old geezer

Nice touch, classic
DanD008

What's her name?
matt

Who ever called this ass nasty can kiss it this butt looks alot cleaner than most out there
Gary Edstrom

Double Parking?
your name

It's BS...the battery is charged the same throughout.
Haybob

He picked it up '' factory direct '' . It comes without any options !!!
Mee Maw

The boys are back in town !!! Which way to the garbage dump ?
Gary Edstrom

I'll bet that many students today don't even know what a chalk board is!
Gary Edstrom

In the sun tan salon too long?
Gary Edstrom

The one that got away?
Gary Edstrom

Safety First!
Gary Edstrom

She should have looked more like she was struggling to hold it!
Weezer

Little 12 year olds trying to act like women. Probably start crying if you felt any one of them between the legs !
Hoe

I think it should be legal
Tim Tom

Mr. Sookiyaki is on the prowl for babes !!!
Gary Edstrom

Notice that he hasn't hit anything!
Gary Edstrom

I want one!
Gary Edstrom

Excellent!
Gary Edstrom

Excellent!
baresit

Adams apple? is not a visable requirement for a male. I'm a 70 yo and have never had any outward appearance of one.
Gordon

Funny
Gary Edstrom

Pregnancy: It's not just for women anymore!
Gary Edstrom

That should last him a little while!
Gary Edstrom

Imagine what the wall looks like after he leaves his claw marks!
anthony

Sweet trucker
Gary Edstrom

"Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
hest

Is this your first time trolling Phaet? - you need practice.
Gary Edstrom

If you don't know what it does, you probably don't need it.
baresit

envy you
Gary Edstrom

I have often wondered how many of these inter-species friendship pictures were setup by their owners rather than something they did by themselves.
Gary Edstrom

Surprise!
Gary Edstrom

The cat is not amused!
Gary Edstrom

I'm melting! I'm melting!
Model T

There were hairs in my salad.
I am your father

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side!
Model T

Lookin good!
Dweezil

If the left one doesn't get you, the right one will !!!
Tom

I kind of like her.... It looks sooo horny! Where can i find more of her?
toomuchvidgames

Trust a Chevy to tea-bag a japanese car
smile

americans train for 24years a spy. they drop him in siberia,jjjjj,parachute. the spy gets into the first russian bar (well,bar sounds like a happy place....). vodka! bang goes a jar o vodka... bartender:you drink like a russian but you are not russian. ka-za-cioc! dances the spy the most rabid ka-za-cioc. bartender:kazacioc good but you are not russian. ba-la-lai-ka:perfect,not russian! the spy goes crazy:why i'm not russian? bartender:because we in russia don't have....
call tooth fairy

no hands=no teeth
slash

the ripper arrived
hi

hello kitty!don't be affraid,be a man!
botox

buttox.
heresay

-the old one told me:"in the army they put bromide in the tea before we slept.now i think they put bromide in my retirement money" if u don't know chemistry don't be hazy to the brain and ggglll "bromide", "fluoride","state sponsored terrorism","new world worder".some say these are bad but who are they to try to put on you such negative oppinions?
conconcon

multitasking is for robots
sempai

hillarious for
hehehe

provocation,no comment.
buuu

they have native gifts,too
reppresed

he has to call "wife" by some other noun...
frack you

frickin
3some

handsome
fmi cia

garbage in,garbage out
but but

-dude,he's white! -lonewolf! da fuck,security code wants me to spell W M D,god forbit,super seriously!
sexsst

are men allowed to speak in public such vile presumptions?