Weeknder
Cool.
Poonai
Dear God, Can I have a squirrel for my next meal?
Poonai
he can still laugh because he is getting Peking duck fry for dinner.
Poonai
CATZILLA FIND THE NEAREST HOLE AND ESCAPE.
Poonai
How do I look??
Poonai
At least they got a parking space in a busy city.
gclovis
Well yes, I don't see inscription on the tomb stones.
jamesrau
I'm the cholesterol ghost...
Roger Salsman
WITHOUT THE LONG HAIR AND GLASSES HE COULD PASS AS BOB SAGET'S BROTHER!
Roger Salsman
I'LL TAKE THE CANDY....YOU CAN HAVE THE PUMPKIN!!
Roger Salsman
AT LEAST IFTHESE CRABS GETS INTO YOUR PUBIC AREA YOU CAN SEE THEM!!
slinkee4423
The Failing American Economy has caused a huge serge in those crossing back over the border.
stendec
Damn, why so unproportional!?!?!?!
sdwoo154
hurry up my nose tickles!!!
viehorror
Tigat?? But how about the tail??
NoGoodNick
Somehow I don't trust screen characters printed in equations on a blackboard.
cleco
UPS...Unwanted Parcel Service!!!
nature223
lucky bastard
sheba
Flying mouse! Great and very lucky shot! Thats one lucky mouse! ShebaDove
sheba
For anyone who doesn't know PDSA Stands for 'People's Dispensaryfor Sick Animals' (a UK veterinary charity) Hopefully this one will be put on a diet! ShebaDove
dukanu
Blame it all on mastercard :P
nature223
and the assholes who think they know the country without ever being there are fucking idiots
AtomicKeeg
http://www.target.com/Lady-Elegance-Hair-Coloring- Brush/dp/B001FDENX6
ElleWhyInIn
That's Cheating
ElleWhyInIn
It's Pretty Bad When He Has To Shave So You Can See It
revlobo
The most awesome low-budget Silver Surfer ever!
NoGoodNick
His biggest dreams come true!
Party Boy
nice view!!!
NoGoodNick
Efficient ad, but some ppl just like bareback a little too much.
k0rk0dil22
DEAR CHILDREN, PLEASE STAY OFF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.... OR ELSE /ABOVE/
k0rk0dil22
Get used to smooching pigs, honey. It's your fate for another 50 odd years.
k0rk0dil22
Is this where I scream and try to poke out my eyes?
k0rk0dil22
For beating that meat!
k0rk0dil22
That's the end for vertical thrust. The other end is for forward movement
oaschloch
that's not funny... if they would have used the original one for the polish version - that would have been funny
oaschloch
I see a camel...
Outside observer
No doubt the kid on the right is fat but surely he is wearing a fat-suit. Look at the seams around his neck and his right wrist and above the elbow. And the vertical crease on his left armpit. The colour looks different too.
NoGoodNick
Susan is surprised to learn that, even if extended steroid usage had rendered her buff BF tiny and impotent, his tounge was still active.
Roger Salsman
WHERE CAN I GET ONE FOR MY DAUGHTER?
Roger Salsman
I GUESS THEY COULDN'T AFFORD A TABLE FOR IN BETWEEN NOR COULD THEY BUY OVAL SEATS & LIDS............
Roger Salsman
HEY.....THEY KNOW... I'M NUMBER ONE!
Roger Salsman
SOME PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING TO BOOST THE SALES OF THE OLD "KEN" DOLL!!!
Roger Salsman
LOOKS LIKE IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE PAINT YOU'D SEE SHE IS COVERED IN HERPIE WARTS!!
Roger Salsman
SHE'S COOLING HER HOT ARSE ON THE COOL SIDEWALK
Roger Salsman
SOME ONE NEEDS TO COVER A BARE BUTT......I'M VOLENTEERING!
Roger Salsman
I CAN'T FIND MY CAMERA!
pote
Fake, see the timestamps.
serrob
It means: 2 hits for one quip. So it basically means that you get hit twice if you qiup, wraped in a 2-for-1 sale slogan.
nerondali
you are bored???... look straight to the one who is taking your picture... that wold be enough! he´s being trying to obtain this picture for about 3 hours right?
nerondali
please Tom... a little further to the left... left.. Tom ... left... now just two steps to the right ... to the RIGHT! now up... up... Tom up!!! not so much... Harry.. do you happen to know you are too heavy for me...??? AH! you know something Tom... will never make it... go and get some stairs... would you???
nerondali
DON´T WORRY... HERE IS "UNDERDOG" UPSSSSSSSS I MENT "UNDERCAT"
luckylouie
Weekndr, nobody removed its jaw. It's relaxed and the jaw is sunk into that soft cushion. A kitten's lower jaw recedes anyway.
nature223
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE MORE LIQUID THEN THEY APPEAR
nature223
and assholes who stereotype rednecks are posting here..it's one word shithead REDNECK.. not Red Neck
nature223
I know that guy...
nature223
I'M DROWNING!!! I'M COMING!!!!
nature223
BRAINSSSSSsssssssssssss
jamesrau
Maybe his stuff is already ruined...that's why he wants her out of his home...
nerondali
LUCKY... THINK YOU MUST GO AND VISIT YOUR DENTIST... THESE DON´T LOOK TOO GOOD!!!
MelindaSteps
omg! eweweweweeeeewwww!!!!!