irock
......and then the prince and princess lived happily ever after.
irock
I scream, you scream, we all scream.
irock
There was a report yesterday about 3 men arrested in Helena,Montana for torture, burning , killing 2 dozen cats over 2 months. Ataraxian, was it you and your friends?
Marrock
Get a Mercedes and the pussy will come to you.
Poonai
You can't put lipstick on a cat. It is still a cat.
Poonai
Hmm.. I have seen shoe boxes, not cat boxes until now.
Poonai
Now excuse me , while I pee on my expensive dress.
Poonai
The cat looks scary... more like a psychopath..
trupe
photoshop
jamesrau
"Honey, did you remember to turn out the lights?" ;-)
joelrobot
Harry Potter's bicycle. LOLZ
LuvLargeLadies
I could be her Prince Charming. So much of her to luv....
Marrock
This as it should be.
Marrock
I'd say that's a most emphatic yes.
Marrock
They left out the foreman and the union shop steward.
Marrock
Lifted from http://www.myextralife.com/
Marrock
That's Darth Edna, she's a waitress at the Death Star Diner and if you don't tip her you'll see the dark side upside your head.
Poonai
4WD delivered with some 4-legged creatures.
Poonai
Looks like mama cat took baby to portrait studio.
jamesrau
I must admit that I wouldn't mind if that sweater unraveled a bit more... :-)
Robert Schnider
love the sun tanned pussy ladies, like to eat them. . . .
nature223
tits are tits...great in all shapes and SIZES
nature223
what that big bird's pussy is ugly?
pattygomes
that way it sold be ready on by the next ice age!!! lolololol
pattygomes
every sheep's dream.... lololol
babursoylu
"-hey, you stupid.. i can't hold you like this for minutes .Use your wings !"
DontKnow
INTRODUCING ----- PENIS-PASTE!!!!! Yes you'll enjoy the new creamy flavor, Whitens teeth like nothing else. Give one big tube to your wife, she might think the taste is a little funny at first but assure her, she will will eventually cum to like it. Or even for that special male friend out there we have the RAINBOW edition. He will want to have it in his mouth all the time!!!!
gmb
This model available for cavemen to purchase at the Geico web site.
stendec
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95 /Mosaic_browser_plaque_ncsa.jpg
LuvLargeLadies
Lay with me, baby! You got what I need....
Ixtab
Most likely stolen from SomethingAwful.com.
gclovis
A plastic toy, obviously made by Japanese.
Ixtab
stolen from SomethingAwful.com
jamesrau
Children can be so cruel...
jamesrau
Someone made a wrong turn somewhere...or perhaps that's the original staircase next to the new one?
MoNiQuE44
bored men with small brains and no wife (nobody to tell him what to do in his spare time).
Zhenya
Well, at first its not from russia, its from ukaine. Second it doesn't translate as "piss". It's "Starka original". But awful taste - it's tue=)
AleyandrIon
Is that a hole in the wall, the right-bottom poster? :D
RJSRobert
He is in Love!
Vimes
It's a Main Coon Cat, an american forest cat. Main Coons grow pretty big.
Check here for more info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon
Zorglub
The joke is better in the original French where "pipe" means "pipe" but also "blowjob"
joelrobot
Good Guess!!! Black man look like Obama hit white man Bush. He kick his ass...ha ha ha ha ha
minski
"sorry, kid...."
cnsrol
Aww finally The New Chevy Volt
Kydanty
Sheba, just like many of your posts you are wrong yet again. Blue ice can and does get this big. For once before trying to be Ms. Know it all why don't you go learn about the topic at hand. Google is a wonderful thing. Go get an education that goes past the 6th grade.
twisted nips
this is awesome!!!
tolvana
Behold... ...Paradise!
tolvana
Looks like a Fiskars axe. This could be either Finland or Sweden.
tolvana
Shoo, bad robot, shoo!
tolvana
I´ll vote for the "After 10 years" ass. Age gives perfection.
tolvana
Norway has been left out of the coin coz they are not part of the currency. Look carefully, the dick contains only Sweden.
Sweden is a dick, Finland is the balls.
layla38
How cute (^3^)
layla38
Lol, so cute XD
layla38
A love story, so beautiful (^3^)
layla38
"Do you want to die, little mouse ?"
gixwerith
maybe a gorilla could do that, but not a human
gixwerith
black beauty
gixwerith
GUITAR HERO!!!!!
gixwerith
the poor guys version of rockefeller apartment in NY
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