sad_but_true_ale

i need someone to hug me just like this *^.^*
Marrock

Anakin's frat house days?
Marrock

Just need to look at the end of the log and all the white powder on the ground to know that.
nature223

who can?....ahhhh boobies
nature223

smurfette you whore...
nature223

too cute....
nature223

and then he's thinking...."fuck,does this utility belt have the bat condom?"
Marrock

Waste if time, if that car has a decent coat of wax, which is most likely does judging by how the rest of it looks, that spraypaint will compound right off. Give someone about 45 minutes with a buffer and it'll be like it was never spraybombed. Silly little cunt, treat them right at home and they wont have a reason to wander.
gclovis

Oh, really? What is 'the obvious' for illiterates?
Bondyboy

Doesn't only look like, it IS Mr Jeremy. Hail to the King, baby!
Marrock

Hey, I remember Vince and Larry, I still have the action figures around here somewhere.
Marrock

Someone made a car based off an old Hot Wheels die-cast, I remember having one of them as a kid. So you wanna-be engineers can stop wailing about "o-noes, you can't see!"
Marrock

The police budget cutbacks this year have gotten rather ridiculous.
Marrock

Flaming Carrot, FTW
Marrock

At least they don't have to worry about the roof leaking.
gmb

I'd hold out for at least $50.
gmb

I already dug that one up. It was a fake!
gmb

Looks like my cousin, spooky!
gmb

As real as money can buy!
gmb

Just hope she don't sit down suddenly.
gmb

Looks like it might take two hands!
Marrock

That's not a dealer tag, Einstein, that's the name of the company that did the conversion on the van. Dealers put their tags on the back of the vehicle so when you're in traffic the car behind you can see it, it's called free advertising.
Marrock

You have to test run the motherboards before going to all the trouble of installing them. Nothing's more of a pain in the ass than to install the 'board and then find you have to tear it all back apart because you were sent a crap motherboard.
Marrock

Need that in the US, just change Malaysia to America and hippy to mexican.
gclovis

you don't want to mess with gangsters....
Marrock

You'll have to forgive Timmy there, his mommy didn't love him because he looked too much like his father and his uncle, who were the same person.
Marrock

Weekender, would you want this thing falling over on you if you were riding it?
Marrock

His parachute didn't work and his airbag failed to deploy.
Marrock

Yeah, we have a couple pizza places like that around here, they have to offer spic food because we have so many fucking wetbacks around here, half of them are fucking pregnant most of the time and none of them speak english.
trupe

fetch
Uncledaddy

Damn good reminder
murewa

Married for shure! And it goes from right to left!
murewa

a chinese shoe
jms1989

The perfect girl for a geek.
Marrock

That was his tip.
Marrock

Yeah, I'll have some of whatever Vallejo was smoking.
Bondyboy

you'd be surprised... I had once the pleasure helping an aunt who...
Bondyboy

two are the same? Row #2 line 2 and 4 ?
smoKie

She's tortureing me! :)
gixwerith

is this normal in australia?
gixwerith

i have seen something like this in the eighties too, but its not illegal to transfer items or parts of fashion to today...the glasses i saw in the eighties worn by pet shop boys and other pop artists...golden boots with fat lazers, as we called them in the start of rap age(not called hiphop then) were seen then, my friend had silver....those kinds of chains was among others worn by RUN DMC and eric B and Rakim in mid and especially late eighties those neon colours was actually more typical for the nineties where everybody wore them, it was an ugly sight to walk the streets in 1993, i hate these colours, but ravers loved them, and hiphoppers were much better dressed if u take a look of all the covers from 80-90
gixwerith

bicycle-rafts
gixwerith

damn, my daddy didnt give me the new raleigh 5000, he gave me this!!!!! im the new nerd in school
gixwerith

noooooo stop eatin my jeep!!!!
gixwerith

whats the occasion ??? is this pennys?
gixwerith

oh no, my babys been towed
gixwerith

yes im taking the photo
gixwerith

damn there aint room for me....u to the right, move!!!
gixwerith

there is such a picture here with a russian old guy doing the same thing with a computer, towing it from the end of a rope...try to find it if u want to see it
gixwerith

recommanded by salvatore???? whos he and what is he recommanding them for??
swamprat

Nope. In the US the hunters climb trees to hide because the deer never look up. So, the deer climbs the tree because the hunter never.......
friday

actually the flag they put on the moon was made in the USA. And no one knows which company made the flag
theouthouse

Llamas are great. They're the best. Wonderful animals.
MelindaSteps

I think that what should be done is that we should harvest branches instead of full trees... that way we can actually create healthy forests by taking only branches that are cutting off too much sun from the surrounding area and sick trees which will soon die or spread disease and we can process them and easily create our products. However, I don't really know much about this business, so maybe my idea is complete bupkiss... don't know... but it is better than no plan at all... right?.... hey where are the smart people with their ideas?.... they're supposed to help us dumbies out....
Marrock

At least you can be sure that one will never crash.
Marrock

Of course, That right there is The Weekly World News and it's one of the funniest tabloids out on the market. Not even the ones writing it believe anything they publish and it's the best way to get a few laughs while waiting on the supermarket checkout line.
kopulos

Polski Fiat 125p tour version...
RJSRobert

wishful thinking
MelindaSteps

oh eww!!! I can feel the pain!!!!!
Gary Edstrom

Ok, I guess I'm to dense to get it. What is interesting or humorous about this?