colence
hah the mouse think he's cool enought to ride a kitty
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Santa must be one faithful man to deliver this, to me, for Christmas, unless he's already opened it and had it. That's O.K., this looks simply delicio and I will accept seconds on this one . There's only one problem, I don't know if I can wait till Christmas Eve to unwrap and eat, like there's no tomorrow !!!
shakeel
yess they got it from Iraq
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" JUST DON"T GET CAUGHT "
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" She would definately enjoy my wild blue veined zipper trout! I would enjoy her tits and probably more. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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Don't advertise it, just simply tell your buddy not to wear any !!! " USE VASELINE "
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" Keep going, the more the merrier" just be discreet about it, stupid. N.S.A. go nuts , different spice every night. ENJOY!!!
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" NICE LIPS" - GREAT BLOWJOBS-NICE TITS TOO! Excellent padding to release in.
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"" ALL YOUR HEART DESIRES , LOT"S OF IT "" REVITALIZES ( aloe and vitamin E )
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Dinners served, I'm eating." I love TACOS". She's having a wild blue veined zipper trout for dinner. It's going to be released in her mouth. A dinner that were both going to enjoy!!!
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I'd jump on the offer , wouldn't dare give it time to expire.
uglyamerican
Now would be the proper time to shit yer pants
uglyamerican
ZZTops dog
NoGoodNick
That's what happens when you STILL live at home as an adult. Get used to it!
miamitim
That poor dog is about to become lunch.
miamitim
See the scar where they took out his brain. Now he thinks marriage is a good idea.
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Yes, you certainly were, Mam but you know what they say, "" It's not who you know , it's who you blow!!!"" I will take up on that , let's get started , before you change your mind .
miamitim
Something doesn't look right with the position of that light switch, and the children looking at it.
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"" FOR THE ONE WHO LIKES TO WATCH"" As seen on T.V. Get yours now!!!
miamitim
Miami florida here
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""" RUDE! """ I guess you don't think to much of your mother
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The posing is over, now get busy ! I've got one heavy load for you to swallow and a beer to chase it
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I CAN'T WAIT FOREVER> GET ME WHILE CAN!
Gary Edstrom
Wolf1971: When you don't vote, you are saying you don't care who wins, so you have no right to complain about what you get. Even if you end up voting for the wrong person, you are saying that it matters to you, so go ahead and complain, but ONLY if you voted!
colence
well davidsfunpic i think they are called bubbles ama as you can see they are in Japan or China maybe
uncledaddy69
the condom i can do without. for me it's skin to skin or it don't go in the other two bring it on
uglyamerican
What a two faced bastard
oldlund
If the diamond was bigger you wouldn't even see her knees any longer they would be besides her ears.
uglyamerican
Elvis the EARLY years
uglyamerican
It looks exactly like my uncle Bob when he's bowling.
uglyamerican
It must be near a nuclear power station, the mother bear has three eyes.
michjael
Here in Australia we call bike riders "temporary australians" - this guy looks set for a very quick exit
uncledaddy69
Have one just like it except for it saying girlfriend is out of town
nature223
I dont care what she's eating.....I'd love to snack on that snatch...mmmmm
nature223
why does a black dude have a white dude's penis???
Gary Edstrom
IT IS A FAKE, and a poor one at that! Turn the book over that Bush is holding. Notice that the picture on the back is then reversed left & right from what the girl is holding. Notice in particular the object that Bush's index finger of his left hand is touching the tip of. Notice that it is towards the spine of the book, while the same shape on the back cover of the girls book is pointing outwards, away from the spine.
RJRobert
Yu gotta love that poster
RJRobert
I want a dozen crates of these things
quench
Thank god there are no naked boobies in Rambo movies to corrupt our youth.
NoGoodNick
Yeah! Bout time somebody got something out of those diseased ratbirds.
colence
heyy that's Bumble be
mario_mario1968
cnsrol the boob minus button is obviously so you can shrink them facilitating better access to the stove and sink you know cooking and cleaning
mario_mario1968
oldlund that is a honda civic not a mini
NoGoodNick
Snakeburger
babblepfish
This is from the Red Green show.
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Hello Sweety, are you mean or nice? I really hope your nice cause I've really got a large, juicy and wild blue veined zipper trout for you to swallow in his entirety. Go ahead , show me what you can do! " MAKE HIM EXPLODE "
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The puppy is comfortable. I wish my head was there! Which head ? My , wild , blue veined zipper trout. He'd really make some waves!!!
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" That a girl, Minnie, you show them who's boss!!!
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If that idiot was trained right he would be his womans best friend. By the looks of him , he doesn't have any brains anyway. He should give that dog a drink and then the dog can train him!!! " WHO"S KIDDING WHO"
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They had better be expressed because right before your eyes, the trunk will only be big enough for one. He will then need eight more expresses. " Good Luck and all the best, guys"
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Yah! , this guy knows what he's looking for. A little more time for the details. Looks goood, real goood !!! Just a little longer, PLEASE!!!
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That a girl, Minnie ! You show him the problem , he'll take care of business.
wador
cool !!! four chicks in jacuzzi... :)
uglyamerican
Well doc, i seem to have this growth on my butt.......
uglyamerican
ANYONE who sticks metal objects in thier skin for fun is insane
uglyamerican
Young weasels in love
uglyamerican
I'm Rick James BITCH!!!!!
uglyamerican
My balogna has a first name........
miella
It´s Harry Potter. :))
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Pick me , Pick me !!! Which is your pick ? I've got a hunger on for second tease on the left. She likes fish for her diet. I'll give her my wild and juicy blue veined zipper trout. That will keep her fit and healthy!!!