mesoto
You go Vinny-Mac!
mesoto
She must take ballet.
mesoto
Got bored with D&D?
mesoto
And then she slowly slides down his arm... smiling the whole time....;)
mesoto
I like it. Very artistic.
oldlunds
I would buy it and also the dick shaped pasta and the boob shaped pasta and...
oldlunds
Belly dancers?
oldlunds
Nah, boobs too big for being Paris.
PASSION_MAN
Got milk?
Terry Kennedy
its a sony! lol
deezangel
I have been to that bar. It's in the French Quarter in New Orleans.
HMW
If his arse is a nation, the front package probably fits in a matchbox!
oldlunds
Ohh my head, all this screaming lynn3333. His dad is an ass inspector that's how he learned it.
traff4
Having Coke for lunch.
traff4
One of the most well-balanced persons ever born. And fame has nothing to do with it.
traff4
The faucet plant, very valuable to any arid environment.
traff4
They didn't have a jail shower, so he got an in-the-car ride back home.
traff4
When they put the road through where the hog farm used to be, they had no idea that they had paved over some unfinished business.
traff4
He knew that she was aware of his success as a comedian, and so he seized the day.
traff4
Wow. There are so many buttons, I wouldn't know where to start. Look at all the X-buttons (maybe just three). And Y-buttons. If she could unscramble all the Xs from the Ys, then she would have either an xxx-box or a yyy-box.
traff4
He tried to inhale as much of the model train smoke as possible, because it took him back to his childhood.
traff4
Probably playing some of that twisted banjo music. Maybe even bluegrass.
traff4
He has a good heart, or the snake would never had tolerated the brief journey.
traff4
He had an age-old habit, and it was too late from him to quit.
traff4
They went through life bearing one another's burdens.
traff4
Feeling conspicuous from so much publicity, the Witchita lineman began to camaflauge himself with the other linemen whenever he would be working on the wires.
traff4
The well-experienced firemen at the controlled burning had enough well-seasoned humor so as to not miss the inspiration forthis hilarious shot. The photo probably went into their stationhouse archives.
traff4
Making the perfect picture of a springboard for a political statement(s), the fun-loving Goonie-Goonies did not realize just how far their fine example of freedom would carry. They probably had to go to school in order to learn to laugh at themselves, in order to keep from being depressed when the time would come when they had something serious to do. Being off to such a great start in their championship of free agency, these two troopers would probably globalize their application to the many other various issues of freedom before too long. I hope they didn't get slammed with extra property taxes as a result of their political views: especially if they added any standing edifice - such as a chicken coop or a hot house. Making oneself accessable is a most excellent way to learn what are the needs of society - which is exactly what these two do-somethings are doing, and very peacefully. They would probably be really interesting to speak with. Baby birds learn to fly real quick. Then they look like the rest of us. They were given the chance to live: at the very brink of the cliff of life or death. It is only because of militant busy-bodies that a baby bird might be plucked out of a nest -as if to help their Mother. But Mother earth grows everything for a reason. For example, tobacco is useful for healing bruises in cattle. The sacred weed is useful for numerous medicinal purposes. But we do not know everything.
traff4
Wow. Her ribs look like sticks - pointing out so that they even look as if they are about to punch their way through her skin. I hope that she reads this warning so that she does not die from an eating disorder (if she even has room for one). It's not a funny punchline so maybe I would not be twisted enough to get a job as a stand-up comedian while sitting at a computer. She is certainly seriously talented enough to be a political genius, the way she is twisted around like a pretzel. She could probably get work as a contortionist before I ever got hired as a comedian. But she, through her talent, certainly provides a rich basis for discussion, and has an observable personal aura of being good-natured enough to share her unusual ability with a camera. Seeing her makes me wonder what unusual abilities I might have. If she had any more pounds, she would probably not be able to fold up like that. She is a living contradiction to what most people could ever do with their bodies. Her great agility makes me wonder what she would do next - especially if she actually does frequent the gymnasium.
ShadowMan
"I call him 'Mini-Me'"
ShadowMan
"All-new 'Real Life -Barbie'! Turn the finger up and she says: Like, whatever!"
ShadowMan
"You're one...ugly motherf..."
Fantushe
It's better when you're in the shower anyway...
gixwerith
its really true when they say everybody likes carlsberg
blkbeauty
whomever, whoever (always get that wrong) thought this up in the marketing department deserves a huge raise! AWESOME!
Tobain
Dont looks like that this cat is in real trouble, because it is not a real flood. If you look closly, you see how rotten this fence is. The water is also not flowing. You see that green stuff?
oldlunds
Too big tits for me but the snatch is good for me just right size
oldlunds
she was next to me and tried to make us a new record holder for the mile hight club and yes we made it...
oldlunds
any day lady just tell me and I come running don't bother about the old folks they know how it was when they were young
oldlunds
1 dozen of ball holder only means they have some muscles to please you
oldlunds
Hey, hey be nice to each other yes she is big but that doesn't mean she can't do miracles with your tiny thing he he he
oldlunds
you guys are so pathetic, why do you think ladies go for this machines? that's because you are so fucking losers of fucking them ladies
anarchy2003
bu cakmastaslar harika
Nigel567
chirstmas horniest timeof the year nice :)
Nigel567
this girl is smoking plz fuk me
Nigel567
i wanna be that bench in ma second life :P
Nigel567
uhh this is good
Nigel567
ass good dik not so gr8
BitterBill
here is a guy who missed his childhood tricycle.
BitterBill
wyoming, the last place for senior citezens who want the wind in their hair. The reason being that in wyoming the wind takes the toupes off the heads of self same seniors.
oldlunds
You are right sheba, I think it is called Tall Poppy Syndrome here in NZ
oldlunds
she has been on her knees before...
PASSION_MAN
BEAUTIFUL HOOD ORNAMENT!
oldlunds
I write code too
Mulatt0chika
i like it but the design is overrated
Mulatt0chika
maybe his tail is just that poofy? no editing thats just a big muhfukin cat
ShadowMan
A tree so hot it's classified as forest fire =)
oldlunds
I can't believe it is a New Zealander that has put this on the car, two fundamental errors which a NZ:er wouldn't do: no email starts with WWW. and no web address in NZ ends with com.nz it should be co.nz ok it's a fake but still...
ShadowMan
I'd take a hike right now if I were him...
oldlunds
......and you know what's in the mug!!!