BitterBill
sealed againt microwave radiantion emittions from cell phones and towers. On a sunny day that car would blind anyone near it with the light reflections.
BitterBill
The anti door ding protectors.lol
HoPeLeSS
OCM great gramma of yours... go hang yourself...
walker2k5
Poor mouse... i dont wanna know where that wires going
walker2k5
you spelt bite wrong .... its meant to be byte
walker2k5
now thats gaming on the go lol
tuckers303
she must be thinking what the hell did I have to drink last night
walker2k5
i think that u may like BF2 a little too much but what the hell awesome design
OCM
Oh no she has a yeast infection
BigBadJohn
She is not even Blond
mysexyhouse
"I have a dream, a dream about a world where everyone speaks the superior language of English (and where the ratio of hot women to men is 10:1, but thats kind of irrelivant here)"
mysexyhouse
Nah this actually happened to a friend of mine...it was terrible. He went blind first though so at least he couldn't see the shame in his family's eyes. I wondered if it was the malaria that killed him but no the priest assured me it was the playboy stuck to his matress.
mysexyhouse
"God is a dj"
mysexyhouse
Well i'd hate to see the inside of ur arteries you fat fuck
mysexyhouse
I thought i'd seen it in the karma sutra
mysexyhouse
...well i like it. its a clear warning against methamphetamine, heroin and alcholol. They should have maybe made the GHB one look a bit more scarey and dodgy and the Ecstacy one look a bit more happy and the heroin one look a bit more granny robbing criminal, and to be fair i havent heard of some of them but i like.
mysexyhouse
anyone know where you can buy a lawnmower with bad boy handles like that? if i had one i'd ride it proudly with the hell's angels
mysexyhouse
Man's three rules at any age i'd say
roundbighips
extreme ecstatic orgasm killed these two mummies-to-be. wait a few hundred years. probably in the year 2360 they'd unearth these two 'ancient' artifacts and comment about the civilization as we now know of!
roundbighips
da tank jus gorjd meee....wwooooaaaahhhhh...eet waaz lyk a million voltz surjing throo mye bodee...
roundbighips
such tasteless, sans style make up. uugghhhh!! ugliest i hv ever seen. somebody fuck my asshole with his 10" monster instead. pleeeaaasssseeeeeeeee.......
roundbighips
wrong! it shouldn't. because she had a full enema and hasn't had even a drink since. moreover, the balloon is tied and then attached to the anal plug. so there's no chance that the fart would fill it.
lynn3333
This Is Soooo Adorableee. :) :)
miamitim
We used to water ski behind a truck, driving next to a canal.
Jossulainen
"-Wook, i'we got di ipod!"
goldwanter
yeah that feels good..........
goldwanter
COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goldwanter
a little lower... almost there
goldwanter
(right gerbal) errrrr........one .........uhhh two (one on left) ha!! I can do them one handed
lynn3333
Awwwww Too Sweetttt.:)
lynn3333
LOLLLLLLLL.
lynn3333
Cool Stuff.
lynn3333
Now Thats Cute. LOLLL
lynn3333
Im A Mom And I'd Smoke It Lollll....
lynn3333
Cuteeeee Must be Good Stuff. :)
lynn3333
Coollll Cat. Sweet. Lollll
BizzyArtist
Fred had inadvertently eaten a cellphone thrown at him by a drunken visitor at the zoo. He quickly became the life of the party and was dubbed free phone call freddie by his friends!
BitterBill
I wonder if its bosnia?
piotrek666
Get this Yellow Bastard boys! ;]
piotrek666
what u r talkin about those a small ferrets!
piotrek666
ohh shit! and now try to call 911 :/
piotrek666
watch out for gutters!!
piotrek666
it`s a power of the ring man! ;] LOTR buahahaha!!
piotrek666
U never seen tired cat? hah?
piotrek666
i agree with mazztek i`ve have one and keeps on doing stunt`s just to pay attention on her ;] any way this one looks like pokemon :P
piotrek666
nice pet girls is even better--cute :)
pakman
What isn't normal is the alignment of his torso to his upper body; not a very good photoshop job..kinda makes it funnier though LOL and whats up with the "I wanna do you"-look from the girl in the back??heh
pakman
Not too many living rooms with ceramic tile on the floor,most likely a sun-room or pool house. BTW so busted with the doll!! LOL
Blozor
Those are my two zodiac signs in one handy bottle.
oldlunds
if you go here http://www.flashmountain.com/ you will find out where they are from
Tado
Women.
Gary Edstrom
I rode that type of bus a lot right here in Southern California. When I was in the Navy back in the mid 1970's, they used them to haul us around the base at the old Long Beach Naval Shipyard.
Gary Edstrom
I suspect Photoshop. The shadow does not reallly match the object.
Mr. Lonely
Nice Photoshop attempt on an old image ploy. The size of the die give it away though!
gorycory
shakeel: and you need to learn-a da english, yes? F*ckwad...
gorycory
one word: reduction. Then they'd both look alright.
gorycory
All these guys are pathetic. And yes, they ARE all stupid americans that never saw a pussy before. Don't know what to do with it when they do see one...
PASSION_MAN
I thought he was related to "The Great Khali" from the WWE!
gorycory
Oh come on, there's still pussy under there! Just pull teh string and plug da hole!
PASSION_MAN
Whassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?!