cosm0
She's thinking .oO( I got a Master's in Computer Science for THIS? )Oo.
cosm0
Another network administrator driven to MS-induced schizophrenia, followed by loss of job, family and homelessness. The only networking he'll be doing from now on will be networking with his fellow hobos finding out what kinds of cough syrup and which color paint to huff will get you off the best. Although, in a lineup with currently employed techies, he really wouldn't stand out much, appearence-wise.
cosm0
This looks like some of the older versions of Windows operating manuals. Never could make since of them.
cosm0
Great ad for MicroSlong
cosm0
Even in virtual reality Windows still doesn't work.
cosm0
Don't you guys get it??? This is an allegory on windows. You see, Windows is the garbage (both allegorically and literally), and billyboy is hopelessly struggling to keep it all together (represented by the bags), but everything eventually falls apart before being deposited into the garbage can (representing the end users). But tomorrow is another day, offering hope for another load of garbage (a new revision), but the bags are always the same, they have all busted open in the past, so logic dictates that they always will.
An interesting sidenote... all the discarded previous versions of Windows (including the media, box, manuals, box filler and shrinkwrap), if placed in a single pile, would cover an area the size of Rhode Island over 178 feet deep, has deforested over 1.5 million acres of rainforest, pumped out enough CO to cause an additional 5 degrees of global warming and raising the oceans over 2 feet. And I get a $100 fine for throwing a McDonald bag out the car window??? Where's the fairness in that? Anyways, I've been told that if you run the software used to decypher the Bible Codes on the Windows operating manuals, you get some pretty wierd shit... stuff like Bill Gates is our saviour, MicroSoft is our God, and 666 is repeated throughout. So beware people, Bill Gates may in fact be the Anti-Christ!
gixwerith
that dog must be from another planet
cosm0
Correction Gangrel... it isn't a fake. You can read about it here http://lynxfeather.net/nest/humor/2002/suddenly.ht ml
MS's motto was "Suddenly everything clicks", and some people actually changed the lettering on the sign (although this picture looks doctored, but isn't according to the above site). If this site dies before you click it, just do a search on "suddenly everything sucks" and you'll see many posts about it.
gixwerith
ok...time for a garage-sale
gixwerith
who the hell will cut such a beautiful car in half....pretty rare in that condition too
gixwerith
u can allways discuss what the concept of this site is,but if u like animals then most of the pictures are very good.
ws050
pun pun
thebezerker
You're an idiot.
Gargoili
Actually, not American at all. It's Finnish parody-metal band Roctum with their awesome performance. And the singer is a man, like all of them.
oldlunds
the females doesn't have antlers but funny though
shakeel
it should be in Athopia.
Pollykins
Fat people should never Bungee jump!!
Pollykins
This looks like a fake.
Pollykins
Thats distgusting, made me feel sick!!
oldlunds
hicksmoke it looks like you have an attitude problem why don't you just go away and silently pass away in a corner somewhere. I bet you would love to see women go down on each other they are faggots or dykes or homos too you know.
pattygomes
I think she is a very nice looking fox. maybe the toenails are a little big...
thebezerker
You're an idiot.
cnsrol
so does that mean missionary position is OK
cnsrol
1 million $ says this mirror trick was done by a woman...lol i love the tape...
bookoos
I love it!
BizzyArtist
Kitty Sittin' Pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HMW
oi - I haven't finished giving you orders yet!!
sheba
How we could have prevented bird flu!
Sheba
BitterBill
Earl, the Plumbers are here to snake the drain.
BitterBill
when she turned twentyone and her parents said "Bottoms up" , she took thier word for it and did it. They realized too late they had oveerly sheltered her up bringing.
BitterBill
Prisidents forign policy team at work.
BitterBill
It an earth quake! Nah shes having sex up stairs. Well, then, why is the ambulance out side? Its her turn to be on top.
BitterBill
actually thats artistically done.
BitterBill
well, he won that divorce. When he proved he was not of a sound mind when he got married.
BitterBill
Its not what you thnk!, hes got morning breath and , really have you seen how he looks when he first wakes up.
BitterBill
thats the last thing this world needs is a alot of hyper reproductive furry Hermaproditic bunnys with cocks and yell instead of crow whent he sun comes up.
oldlunds
Sorry, disgusting can't say anything but disgusting.
oldlunds
whatever, waste of paint, painting over her undies.
oldlunds
Love that Be My Wife car
rollo
Espresso or Expresso?
miamitim
It will be parked on somebody's land.
oldlunds
Sometimes a comment is not worth to reply to but I make an exception for Splinter's comment. Splinter take this: "LINUX RULES"
oldlunds
Yeah Right! you single minded guys you would happily accept and love to see two or more girls go down on each other or do you wish them to go to hell too?
oldlunds
people have no humor
Ogri_Biker
"Err, Sarge, I've had an accident"
"Well, you'll just have to fill out the forms when you get back. What's your ETA?"
"[GULP] I'll start walking now then..."
the one
duh its obvious that the head belongs to a kid and he buried and u cant see the head of the body... nice body tho
the one
10 bucks she actually has a dick
oldlunds
Go Linux go
oldlunds
well you are all right it is in the adult section but if you look at pictures outside the adult section and use the random picture display at the bottom this can show up as it did now for me.
Gary Edstrom
Here are some pictures of Zzyzx:
http://gbe.dynip.com/Death_Valley/Zzyzx
mariushal
That is a royal attitude!
shakeel
yea its in korea
oldlunds
Hey Sheba are you a kiwi???
Ogri_Biker
I've got an mpeg of this being driven, it's funny as f*ck!!!
Ogri_Biker
One of the Purple Helmets Stunt Riding Team in action - If you've ever been to the TT on the Isle of Man (no pun intended) you'll know who they are!
Ogri_Biker
If that was in the UK then we would have Network Rail giving us their old b*ll*cks about, "... the wrong kind of snow" !!!
Gary Edstrom
They have one at our local McDonalds. It actually makes a lot of sense! If you come up to the drive-thru window and it is going to take several minutes to get your order ready, and there are cars waiting behind you, they have you pull over to this special parking area and they bring the order out to you when it is ready. That way, you don't block the people behind you.
babursoylu
you see the ferrari's as fast as the snails
babursoylu
in fact . you should upgrade everything when needed.
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