I sat next to G W B once, And for some un-knowen reason, I Looked in his ear,
And i saw a small sign that read "Space for rent"
Why buy burgers from a clown when you can buy them from a king?
Chang to
Why buy burgers from a wanker when you can buy them from a snob?
Bush " Wadda we doin dad?"
Bush dad "I don't got a clue, but the cameras like it so smile!"
Bush "Wern't we play'n golf"
Bush dad " Yeah but as far as they know, we are surch'n for weapons of mass destruction.
"the vets said it was the first time the hefty vegetarian had ever eaten a cirkus performer" REALLY??!! -how about postmen?? :P
OOp my mistake i made the sign! (wel not really of corse but i do get left and right mixed up.) sheba
More room in the back seat and in the trunk. All you need to do is have the guts to run these little wheels while your friends all have 20 inch wheels on their Lexus'.
Did anyone notice the crap colour match on the doors and the patches where the handles were?
Well done!
The bars can be lowered to the ground when the person who has access to the space unlocks it. It is to stop unauthorised parking.
It's most likely stock feed. Pig farmers feed the rubbish from the bakeries to their pigs. It's cheap feed.
BAMSEEEE!!! "jeg er taget hjem til bamse og kylling for at undersøge de rygter der har været i den senere tid om at de populære værter går rundt i en konstant hashtåge"....det her er famer for sjovt!!! -sur røv for alle ikke danskere.. :P
Looks like a water rocket on the bike that went off with shocking thrust for the rider. Wonder if he tried again?
They ran out of landcruisers! Or is this what happens when your wife wont let you get a Landcruiser?
orh come on! it aint that bad, of course she's big, but she aint ugly! and you gotta hand it to her...-that takes courage!! word up and respect from me!
Now explain that to the grand kids in 30 years time when the Tucson is a lost memory and middle age weight gain has turned a compact SUV into something like a Hummer.
She isn't wearing very "high undies"
Actually, they were taught to be friends.If they lived in the wild world the dog would bite the pussy's ass.That's the nature.
Parody of Janet Street-Porter, who's an ugly loud-mouthed, self-opinionated woman at the best of times - works for the BBC in the UK for those that haven't had the pleasure...
This is the silver bean in millenium park , Chicago city, I went there a couple of years ago. I t's really cool but when I went they were still polishing it . You should see the outside,
p.s The actual name is the cloud gate but most people call it the silver bean bc the outside is like a huge bean
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