Hey, where can I get THOSE kind of pantyhose. I am always having to cut a big slit in them. That would be much easier for my man. Easy assess.
O.k. Sherry, you go grab the lighter and Marsha and I will let two huge ones out. The first one that blows across the floor wins!
Oh, and Sherry, could you please move your elbow off of my clit it is just making it hard for me to focus.
O.k. o.k. Like where are my fucking beads people. Oh, no, I am NOT in NO.
OmfG. Too late ya'll.
Chuck finally made his move. He knew that others would think it normal to mound Bart during the game. Yeah, baby lets get that football. Oh, yeah, let me try to help you there.
Fuck chuck run!
I bet the writting says something like: Can you believe this stupid freakin chick let me draw on her crotch?
probably a man driving. All tough thinking he could cut through the park like james bond.
it's not ear's. it's chicken shnitzels....but why?? even the tree with connies all over made more logic!
did jesus all have to walk on water, could he get wet if he wanted for a surf or a bath
I thought that there was a look but do NOT touch rule.... oh, yeah, this must be Houston. My bad.
But honey dumplin, I am afraid that I may fall in. Give me a rope and I will be your TT (toy tampon). Pull on the rope to get me out. WTF!
I just saw my own photo in the babes section--- in red. Damn, my ex-publised some of my images. ...
He is thinking....{ Hum, I wonder if I should get that for my girlfriend's rabbit.} You know what I mean by rabbit, right?
You do not even have to leave the house to drink. You would want too after living here. Beyond creative. Tylenol and scotch every moringing just to leave the house.
Ah, the old sex distraction trick. They make it tempting don't they? Come on guys -- how many of ya have lost your warranty?
Ah, if it were only a bud light. Then I could work for slave labor and look at my fat ugly co-workers. Beautiful now, everything is so beautiful now.
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