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The brownish color of the water in the swimming pool is not caused by contamination, the salvus water gets colored in the sun.
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translation: Stick them up your mother! Perhaps there will be enough room there for the lots of bottles that you throw here every day!
greislige

the bicycles left at the railway station are handled as lost property
greislige

Just walking around? And the cocktail bar is empty?
greislige

or else we will die of hunger, too to be exact. comme :)))
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Caution! The fish ocassionally jump out of the tank! We would like to kindly ask our customers to carefully approach it. Thank you. TESCO
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Mary and Joseph visit you! Order the Holy Family for Christmas Eve! A familiar atmosphere created with homely, honest conversation. Soft music played, chosen at your wish, out of 1000 mp3's. After dinner Mary lies down under the Christmas tree and gives birth to the Christ Child. Joseph cries. The three wise men give the presents to your beloved ones, at the time stated in the script!
greislige

You gan get a drivers license in the arcade
greislige

The consumption of alcoholic beverages in the street is strictly prohibited.
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we are open
greislige

Dog walking is allowed between 20h nd 8h with a leash. For aggressive dogs leash is compulsory. the hungarian original makes no sense, either...
lezliesmooth

i've found it's kinda of fun to do that in a convertible- though without the baloons!! kinda stimulating :) lezlie
Blozor

Every repost is repost repost.
Blozor

I'll take "After." "Before" looks like I could snap her in two between my fingers like so many pencils.
Blozor

Bob found that dead men make excellent rifle stands.
Blozor

Every time Avril Lavigne flashes it, Satan sheds a tear.
PJ

Will IV dont you know that it also snows in parts of Africa.
hicksmoke

necter of the gods mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Lo0p

fuck loooooool
Lo0p

wtf!! DAMN
Lo0p

hahahahahahah shit thats funny!!
Lo0p

a game of twister =)))
Blozor

Bastards. I had to stare at that for, like, five minutes before I figured out what was going on in the ad. God, I'm an idiot.
Gwelezemba

macGyver Car samochod mac Gyvera
Vandread

She's mad hot
pietje V.

Is She a MERMAID? She is growing to be one I guess.
Mr. Lonely

I'll bet the front shows a really great tap root.
Vandread

Check out his eyes, dude is bugg'n out!
Vandread

Those look like my school's colors..
Vandread

This is the best thing ever created
DiGiMac

Never go to dinner at her house !
Glorilady

"Hey Mary!...Isn't that The Outfit you wore last week? Looks better on You!"
Glorilady

Now That's My Idea of Moving from the neighborhood!
Glorilady

Now That's Service!
Glorilady

There goes out Tax Money!
Glorilady

Perfect Picture on "Why "Not" you should go meet anyone through the Computing Dating System" Watch out...This might be the next date you meet through the computer!!! He has a face only a Mother would Love!
Glorilady

I Love my Master so much!
Glorilady

I'm Busted!!! The Stock Market has gone Kaput!... Taken All My Money!!!
Glorilady

Adorable Pic...Just look at that smile!!! How could you ask if it's a Boy or a Girl??? She's a girl!!!! she has a Bra on for mosdesty, and a Wig to prove it!!!LOL...and as for Scary...What's scary about a Baby Smiling and having Fun?
Glorilady

"Too Close for Comfort!!!...Hope she's not getting any ideas...This shot was Only taken for money!!!"
Glorilady

"...and the Doctor said I couldn't have children...and the Angels sent you to me, filling the void in my Heart!"
Glorilady

Who's That?
Glorilady

There's nothing sad about me! I'm just as happy as a Pig in Sh-t! and loving every minute of it...just look at me..I ate it all and if they give me more...there is always room for it!"
Glorilady

Mommy!, Mommy!. Look!!!...It's a happy Snowman!!!! His arms are as big as his Wheeney!!!!...Why is that???
Glorilady

What Lies are We Goting to tell the Public Next???...Think They'll beleive us?
eklatekla

Poland.
Mad Matt Mulliga

I wouldn't say Segway's are completly useless. Ever seen Peter Gabriel live speeding over the stage?
Mad Matt Mulliga

Sheep so many sheep ...
hicksmoke

Don't flip me that thing unless you really mean it, babe!
hicksmoke

i always knew he was a dick head! what a dork!
timbaland

ok, the funny signs behind the numbers are the Euro sign aka: old price: 10 Eur new price 9.99 Eur
French people R

Only can american knows how to sleep very well.....American are the best.............of the shit. May be they can use it for their cars
stendec

Oooooooo my gooood its WINOWS.....
JOJOE

more like, all these buttholes and only one tongue!
chelsey

I would do the same thing.
chelsey

So , thats the thing who invented sonic?
chelsey

wuzzzzzzz up!!!!!!!!!
chelsey

Don't leave meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
chelsey

there's the the tiping rock from flashgames hill billeys go made
rhondaloner

snuffuluffagus!