translation:
Stick them up your mother! Perhaps there will be enough room there for the lots of bottles that you throw here every day!
Caution! The fish ocassionally jump out of the tank! We would like to kindly ask our customers to carefully approach it. Thank you. TESCO
Mary and Joseph visit you! Order the Holy Family for Christmas Eve! A familiar atmosphere created with homely, honest conversation. Soft music played, chosen at your wish, out of 1000 mp3's.
After dinner Mary lies down under the Christmas tree and gives birth to the Christ Child. Joseph cries.
The three wise men give the presents to your beloved ones, at the time stated in the script!
Dog walking is allowed between 20h nd 8h with a leash.
For aggressive dogs leash is compulsory.
the hungarian original makes no sense, either...
i've found it's kinda of fun to do that in a convertible- though without the baloons!! kinda stimulating :)
lezlie
I'll take "After." "Before" looks like I could snap her in two between my fingers like so many pencils.
Bastards. I had to stare at that for, like, five minutes before I figured out what was going on in the ad. God, I'm an idiot.
Perfect Picture on "Why "Not" you should go meet anyone through the Computing Dating System"
Watch out...This might be the next date you meet through the computer!!!
He has a face only a Mother would Love!
Adorable Pic...Just look at that smile!!!
How could you ask if it's a Boy or a Girl??? She's a girl!!!! she has a Bra on for mosdesty, and a Wig to prove it!!!LOL...and as for Scary...What's scary about a Baby Smiling and having Fun?
"Too Close for Comfort!!!...Hope she's not getting any ideas...This shot was Only taken for money!!!"
"...and the Doctor said I couldn't have children...and the Angels sent you to me, filling the void in my Heart!"
There's nothing sad about me! I'm just as happy as a Pig in Sh-t! and loving every minute of it...just look at me..I ate it all and if they give me more...there is always room for it!"
Mommy!, Mommy!. Look!!!...It's a happy Snowman!!!! His arms are as big as his Wheeney!!!!...Why is that???
I wouldn't say Segway's are completly useless. Ever seen Peter Gabriel live speeding over the stage?
ok, the funny signs behind the numbers are the Euro sign aka:
old price: 10 Eur
new price 9.99 Eur
Only can american knows how to sleep very well.....American are the best.............of the shit.
May be they can use it for their cars
No title!