hicksmoke

who says?
Cmoceri

Aww, mom, can't I take it out for a spin? I promise I'll be back before dinner!
Cmoceri

Thnings your cat does while you're away. Revenge for that bad tasting food...
adamman62

oh boy!
Zebra

Romans not nail Jesus in his hands. They nail him through his wrist.
pioo

On the top: Auchan line (bus), and there are Tesco bags. Tesco and Auchan are great hypermarkets in Europe, and are big rivals.
Tajger

THATS horrible :O
pioo

"The panty is not the best thing in the world, but it is close to it."
mazztek

Unfortunately, for Jack, everyone could tell he was wearing a toupee. (that's that sheep that escaped into the mountains for several years. He had 2x its body weight in wool.)
Cmoceri

What I do wiht my rubber duck is MY business, what you do with yours,well...hehehe
Cmoceri

Here, take this! Don't be lookin' at my backside like that!
redheads4me

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I would fuck that for hours. What a BEAUTIFUL Ass.
redheads4me

tiparrothead you are fucking weird. I would lick her clean THEN fuck her.
Dilsha

how long have you been here?
Mr.4D

That's just wrong!!!
mazztek

Hey, pal, you gotta learn to relax!
heydave23

I love you, you love me, homosex-u-ality. People think were just friends, but were really lesbians.
hicksmoke

Yeah right! Don't you just love it when the victim gets the drop on you, you scum bag. What I don't understand is why she hasn't blown your balls off already. Then call 911 after you bleed to death.
Tumor_Mozgowicz

sie wie :D
babursoylu

nice to sleep with your food
babursoylu

Oh yeah fuck fuck..
babursoylu

mmm. it tastes fine.
babursoylu

i can lick,but pls dont fart.
heydave23

I could learn to like soccer. Right now I think it is the biggest waste of real estate around.
deezangel

Superman as a baby
DiGiMac

I'm not so sure. IMO she can keep her WMDs
Weeknder

I have to do the interior on my car...right after I take a hit of LSD.
Weeknder

Awesome paint job!
Rayger

Reminds me of one of those "insipational office posters", perhaps with the caption - Determination
Rayger

Oh, THAT'S why the word Duck is in the bussiness name.
miamitim

Al Quaida would chop off her head for dressing like that. ( but in amsterdam, they would be waiting in line to hand her their money )
mshani

This is the Prekestolen, or Pulpit Rock, in Lysefjord, near Stavanger, Norway. It is a 700m sheer drop into the Fjord - you can throw a stone and it hits water. I've been there - incredible!
Naughty_Boy

Why do I never get 'those' wash pads during my 'Car-Wash' ? ;)
metabolic

pretty stupid heh :]
metabolic

yep...its very clever to be stupid,yes? :)
Poonai

Go ahead and fart. Who prevents you ?
thesnake

lol just like my cats
babblepfish

quite a woody she's got there
Wolf1971

Sponge you too Fuckbob Bitchpants
Boner8.5

Reminds me of the movie BEN HUR
pietje V.

like Papa, like son.
fmfm

cats are by far are the best creatures who can but themselves in the deepest trouples :)
fmfm

If you don't wanna do the time... Dont do the fu****g Crime :)
fmfm

from his hands, it looks like he is already dead and they really blew up his head!!!!!!!!!!!
AtomicKeeg

Slam on the brakes and do a roll!
tat

Give me some Sugar...
tat

that's what i call team work...
tat

orgie time yea baby.....
tat

got stood up.....
tat

ok guys one more lap and then it's my turn....
RWAnimal

She's hot for me. It heats things up in the bedroom, but it helps to blow off steam.
tat

i'm going to fart in your face if you don't move...
tat

Cecilia you're breaking my heart, your shaking my confidence daily....
tat

Identity complix
tat

too cute for words
tat

i wanna hug you and lick you and pet you and lick you and hug you
RWAnimal

Easy access. Just watch your balls on the way in as well as out.
tat

I'm going to Disney land...
tat

how many time do i have to tell you I'm lactose intolerant