Model T
Yes, Jimmy, this really is where cars come from.
Model T
Next time I'm taking the bus!
Model T
Yes it happened. Can't you see? They just don't make bicycles as strong as they used.
Model T
Hey honey, I may be a little late getting home.
Model T
Sorry, I didn't see that little bus. I was texting my insurance agent about third party coverage. So don't get all huffy with me big boy!
Model T
See, I told you tis would work.
Model T
Daytona Speedway, the early years.
Model T
Okay you people happy now. All of us animals will start wearing clothes so our teats don't embarass you.
PS Stop insulting the cow
Model T
I knew the world wasn't round right after I read that nursery rhyme about the jumping cow.
Model T
Yea but wait to you see which country is around back!
Model T
Well Mr Nose Ring Bull, just wait till she gets her nipple rings next week then see how sexy her act is!
Model T
How can you tell they don't have tails from the front?
Very appropriate. I've seen a lot of cows with nipple rings.
Model T
Annie Oakley's dad.
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Sure making life easier for us crooks.
My password is 'stick em up."
Model T
No one said the wheel had to be round. As square wheel is safer to park on a hill.
Model T
Must be this damned HughesNet !
Model T
Only 998 more miles to go!
I'll bet if I was a young girl in a mini skirt you'd enjoy this!
Model T
Now we gotta go all the way back to NY and start over. You Califorina guys are idiots.
Did you know it was the Romans who decided how wide RR tracks should be?
Model T
I see the problem Jim bob, there's a bare wire here going to the transformer. Throw me the Duct Tape and a Bud Lite and we'll be okay.
Model T
Well I always have the Sunday face. I'm retired.
Model T
Here you go sir, no charge today!
Model T
I'm filing for sexual harrassment. You were looking down my blouse.
Model T
If you weren't such a wimp you'd have your wife do the laundry.
Model T
Okay Johnson now push the butt hole off the roof while no one is looking.
Model T
We need more of these things happening.
Model T
Typical old woman. And they wonder why men hang out in bars looking for women.
Standly
'' I hope the tip of your cock reaches you ankles because you are going to need every inch to plough thru all my lard and MAYBE satisfy me ! ''
Gary Edstrom
Jaws?
hot rod todd
the black chick looks hungry
samoss211
I love bailey jay so much I'd give almost anything to sleep with a shemale they are so sexy
Angela
I am sooooooo proud of my husband . He can fix anything. He can make anything. Look at the loverly car he made me for my 14th birthday !!!!!!!!!
Gooba
They look like chickens in a crate !!!
samoss211
I'd do it with hir
samoss211
I wish I had a girl I could milk
Boomer49
Beautiful scarlet king snake. I sure hope they didn't kill it.
samoss211
God I want to do that to a girl
maddbox20
are you serious katai.....that is jesus not mosses.
Model T
Damned train ran me off the road.
Model T
Hey insurance agent, I just got hit by a boat. Honest it was his fault.
Model T
Not a tree house but made of tree parts. Love it. Now pass the root beer.
Model T
This is an island with trees.
Model T
Not a tree house but kool.
Model T
A little too small for us
Model T
There are many stilt homes here in Florida so this would fit right in.
Model T
Some of these houses are very nice.
Model T
I forgot to tell ya, the rope is rotten.
Model T
Wonder if this is for sale now?
Model T
These tree houses are nice till the branches begin to rot and fall.
Enoch
Hey everyone !!! Will this fit up my ass ???
oetti
beautiful illuminati baby
Dooey
What the hell is wrong with you ? '' You'll shoot your foot off ! "
Gary Edstrom
The ONLY thing that PETA is good for!
Gary Edstrom
I will surrender to this Dark Side!
Model T
Is it legal to kill kids?
Model T
I wonder if she will miss it?
Model T
Now try it without the panties.
Model T
So that's what is behind those holes.
Model T
Too bad the gun didn't have a hair trigger and shoot her.
Gary Edstrom
I wonder how many times she has been stopped by the police!
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