Can someone please translate to english...
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Well Bill GAYtes started off doing this, he may as well go back to doing just that....
This photo is hilarious! Like jamesrau, I would be willing to bet that the cat is winning the game! The cat is just to good for him. The look of concentration on the cat's face says it all!
"What are we supposed to repair now?" "I haven't the foggiest idea. Anyone out there want to give us a hand?"
I don't think this would make men brush their teeth, but I do think it would make them pound off.
"There's enough room in here for both of us. Just this one time, can't we get along with each other without resorting to violence?"
"Ahhh! This is the perfect way to relax after a long, hard day's work at the office. I thought it would never end. How was your day?"
Thats Chris Pontias from Wildboyz and Jackass American Tv. They used weeman a miget dressed as penis and stuck him in this sand trap.
"Where's the driver of this Catmobile? Aren't we supposed to be in Las Vegas for our concert later tonight? Let's rock and roll!'
"But, but... I thought it was a real mouse. How am I supposed to know what a real mouse looks like? I've never seen one!"
"We have to let Mama rest for a little while, so let's discuss what we want for dinner..." "...A mouse, rare, please..." "...Chocolate pudding and milk..."
"...Chicken filet, mmmm mmmm good..." "...Mouse on a bun, please.."
Talk about slipping on a condom... ssssslllliiiiippppp........
It took me 4 eva to carve that, MY MASTER PIECE!!!
A $2 shop would make a killing with a noviltee pen holder like this...
Now let me sharpen my pencil in her ass.... I'll lick every on of those pens..
It means that if somebody enters there, "we will do to him what the snowmen are doing eachother"...
What a way to treat a classic, This person is going to be kicking them selves, An original nes is worth $1500, Yours is now worth, maby... 3 cents...
X-box sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS2 is best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Same as SNES!!!!!!!! ( for u dumb asses, snes stands 4 super nintendo entertainment system )
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