Pets R Us

Actually we use cheesecloth in these cases.
Oh my

Fuck beer! Got milk?
Survivor

It's okay. My father was a jackass, too.
Alien Abductee

Was that a close encounter of the fourth or fifth kind?
Santa

If only it was this easy to tell who's naughty and who's nice.
Birddy

Whoooo are you?
Inquisitor

Tell me the truth, rino to rino...
Gertrude Bumps

I like my bath time! I really do!
Art Lover

Look out, David. Here come the squirts!
Knock Out Drops

Rolling Rock. Good to the last drop.
Anti-Sadist

Yes they are. But you don't need to advertise it.
Wise Crack

Does he really think that's going to solve the problem?
Anon

And I want a rich husband when I grow up and a big house, nice car, oh and Santa, I want lots of toys for right now and a make believe brother and don't forget my hot wheelie copter and I want...
Wojtek from Ruda Sla

ROTFL! Yeah, this "MICROSOFT" very well belong there :))))))
Klaus

Next Stop on our Promotion-Tour: North-Korea
Jones

''OINK'' in english
po

chickenosaurus raptor
prinsesjeuh

the poor mouse can't reache!!
anm

this is very good os windoze nt. and mane thing dosnt'workstation 4.0
po

No comment...
po

thats right
TomLeaLan@aol.com

Hilarious
yunjoo

me too
Jones

Ha Ha Ha! The jerk's only legacy! Monica!
Owl Man

hehehe the maradona's team...
Santa's Little Helpe

Now that's what I call careful planning.
Airplane Passenger

Whew! That was one close call!
Ex-Mrs Claus

Even Santa loves the surf!
po

You nid gogles???
Perve.

Bless the lowered!
Star Fucker

I'll have the viagra !!!
MaX PoLaNd !!

It's RuDoLffO ??
copyrightchic

someone doesnt want anymore pictures taken! she's a doll!!! ;)
xman

P.O.S. of a photo
kiki

what a nice tilts... lucky guy to cum it..
Nanashi

They say that 90% of it's mass is underwater
HMI

man do i wanna be a cop
Nanashi

Now, on to solve the mystery of Easter Island!
Nanashi

thank you sextoon.com for showing us yet one more practical use for man-goo.
Ethaniel

I want to eat that cookie !!!
K-Man

Where can i get one!
Madlen

It's my boy!!!!
Starfucker

That's luck
ImMoLa7ion

Shake it baby !!! Happy new year
spankie

yeah sure!
spankie

hope they have caller id!lol
=kitty=

got to have white teeth!
=kitty=

mybe i should try!:)
=kitty=

good night!lol
=kitty=

its hard to find camo b/c you cant see it!
=kitty=

(the biggest bannana)
=kitty=

ohno im sun burned!
=kitty=

link its spider moo!lol j/k
=kitty=

i didnt do it!
Yahoo

cat: Blaaaaa
shakar

cut the puppet from the fram leave some mistery for crist ske
=kitty=

ah sir please remove your hand from the young ladys chest or i will have to!
=kitty=

how long do i have to sit next to you?
Nicky

I LOVE IT!!!!! This is very sharp...
Cool - Colley

How much is da fridge full of tat beer, i'll bye it if it's under a £10.