12" User

He Got Me 2 :(
andy

Excuse me mam,but I have to look for bombs...
Shanty

I'll suck ur dick to move the minutes, guy! urghhh ........ whatz a fantastic feeling then!!!
Monkeyboy

I heard Bin laden was gay, maybe we should sow him onto saddaam Huessein
Monkeyboy

only a guy who could never get laid
Monkeyboy

second person:yeah, by the way, did I mention I was gay
Monkeyboy

Monica: oh Billll come here, i've just had this great idea
andy

at last i killed him,now lets eat those froglegs
andy

I love those big milky insects
andy

with such a babe i wouldnt let it out
Mommi

Clever girl.
andy

Do you speak with you wife while having sex?yes,when I have a telephone nearby!
daki

that's it santa no more desguises for you! miss piggy will be glad to hear that her mane was cleard of all charges
daki

look at it doc. is it bad? is there a treatment?
daki

lately my head hurts I'm afraid I'm gona do something bad to you (give me a pill pls)
daki

come one honey lets garb something to eat after all is our honeymoon !!
daki

you have to be onest it locks good in that cornet of the room I mean where would you put such a nice pice of furniture ?
daki

it was not me the dog did it!!
daki

dont care dear let them go around us we have rights too you know!!
daki

look at us Schumacher you could learn how to make a left turn at such a incredible speed !!
daki

what? you never felt like having a drink so early in the morning? then dont look like that at me!
daki

OOO I remeber: I can read, write, speak why the f**K am I leaving in a chage and you dont?
daki

hell ya man :)
daki

at least I am trying! what are you doing?
daki

they lied to me they said ther will macke a penut taste licke if I do the comercial! I am going to sue them u know
daki

(the fish) thats all he can say? and I thought they are the smart ones
daki

...having a bud" true true!
stephanie

I can do this, just 3 more laps to go!
daki

told ya we eventualy are going to grow how am I suppose to commein now?
J

Hmmm...looks like underage un protected sex has now spread to the animal kingdom
Mad John

That old BATMAN, what is he like?
Mad John

New Toilet Regulations??
Mad John

"Warning Will Robinson ALIEN ALERT!"
Mad John

That Prince Charles been naming places again?
Bodean

Ok say sleeze
Bambi

Oh deer me, she'll do anything for a buck
Mário

Nice dog
Nancy

Who's acting???
no name

good one ! ^_^
alien

LOL! Very beautiful jump ;)
Kaj

Really really funny
horny girl

i'd love to see this film!!!
Ralph Smykalovick

London Bridge is falling down, falling down...
gashhammer

Dr. Suess Rat in a cat
Nancy

Oooooh... I didn't think the roof was that high when I jumped!!
JL

That is true loyality!
angry

yes blondie !
polish

Someone has a talent
Rock

Number 5 has a great view !
96apache

Too damn bad it wasn't leap year....really like the one for 2/29.
lois lane

so thats why they said, "its a bird..."
spidey

amazing that he can do that with his eyes closed!
Black & White Ferrar

:-P No wonder his profits are falling (the chart in the background)!
w0w

What a piece of shit.
Ken Lyimo

He is not sure whether he is going to get the job and not sure whether he will be alone in the interview. That is why he is in a deep thoughts.
Naughty_Boy

Ah ... sumertime in Texas.
ziqquan

more more........
Naughty_Boy

Saddled up and riding a weenie.
Aussie

Llama, llama ding dong luv.
96apache

Tis a real gas chamber!!!