Roger Salsman

It would look more believable if there wasn't a car in the background!
Roger Salsman

W.T.F. ????
Roger Salsman

SHAPED LIKE A BOWLING PIN, HUH?
txvoltaire

Uncle Ned does that at every wedding!
txvoltaire

I'd say it's worth it!
txvoltaire

And yet, no one will fuck him. Imagine that!
txvoltaire

My girlfriend likes it, but I prefer using my cock!
txvoltaire

I don't think the Romans wore Haband!
DeadSomething

no, he's the best in Physical Education on the tree school :D
DeadSomething

the dream of every windows client. ehem... well, those who havent paid also dont have a right to complain about it not working, but we who bought it have the right to beat the shit out of Bill Gates!
DeadSomething

its the first good looking public project of a an animal rights group.
Bungle

George Carlin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbF0D2wySI
txvoltaire

Our employees are so friendly they give each other handjobs!
babblepfish

Hmmmm.man hands-man hips-crossed legs hiding a cock and giant fake tits. It's a MAN!
DeadSomething

man, i'd want that for building a simulator into it...
DeadSomething

wow, amazing construction
DeadSomething

i was sure its real from the first time is saw it. anyway its not nice to the baby as you can see itrs not happy about it.
DeadSomething

its not why americans must have guns - its why we should stop ruining their economy on our benefits! if we wouldnt have abused them in the first place, they'd never come to the idea of trying to get revenge! and by "we" i mean all the richer nations which economically abused those countries.
DeadSomething

i never forward chainmails because its a dumb believe
DeadSomething

its still one of the most nice smiles i've ever seen. not even claudia schiffer could ever beat this
DeadSomething

i wish this were the reality!
DeadSomething

true lolo, no wonder those houses get blown away by hurricanes - wouldnt make such a mess in germany where 90% of of all houses are brickwalls.
txvoltaire

Why cops should not sing show tunes.
Kiki888

This should be in the adult section
Dumbo

MMMM! Todays dinner: live boiled poodle!
Prout Prout

the car probably fell from a plane
Prout Prout

there are easier ways to secure caps to bottles
Prout Prout

guitar wars
Prout Prout

The best of our civilization in a single picture. You cannot go higher on self-respect and dignity.
DeadSomething

yeah :D
DeadSomething

omg, where is that? and is it lava or a landslide? anyway: this is nature's way to tell us where not to build our houses :P
Roger Salsman

I'll take them all because I love adventure! Gimme them all at once!
Roger Salsman

Look who is kidding who, here?
Outside observer

Love the way a Red Cross poster is above them. Must be what the last patient was wearing when carted in for medical attention.
Outside observer

Unfortunately, another tradition soon to be seen only in history books and archival film footage. Vive de largo la corrida
Outside observer

Damn it !!! I just hooked the tube.
txvoltaire

Kenny the Lion always rolls over and falls asleep after being vigorously fucked!
txvoltaire

No, no, no Grandpa. Find a real woman to give you a blowjob!
txvoltaire

After putting on his brand new underwear,it was time to get dressed for the prom.
txvoltaire

Get the bleach! No one wants to sit at that table now!
txvoltaire

Aftern the cameras arrived, no one tried to fuck the goat again.
txvoltaire

Oh, Yeah. Vomit is SUCH a turn on!
txvoltaire

Yeah, I hear ugly is in now!
txvoltaire

The proud parents at their son's coming out party!
txvoltaire

The last thing Komatsu remembers before waking up in the hospital with his face ripped off!
txvoltaire

Ms. April of the 2011 Ladies Over 60 Calendar
txvoltaire

After being in office for 4 years, President Motufu was beginning to show a few white hairs!
txvoltaire

Who knew Santa would be porn star sized?
txvoltaire

For Candy, this was way better than her husband's 1 inch dick!
txvoltaire

OK Billy. This is a pussy! Can you say pussy?
txvoltaire

Please, I just want a little pussy!
txvoltaire

Oh my god! A Fleshlight for women!
txvoltaire

Boy, are these girls going to be disappointed when they see his real dick!
txvoltaire

The guitarrist seems to be cumming in his pants.
txvoltaire

Just one cop's way of relieving stress!
txvoltaire

Then Bush says his Dick is even bigger!
txvoltaire

Me next! Me next!
txvoltaire

I've seen short guys trying to use high mountel urinals and they really had to stretch it!
txvoltaire

Isn't there an old joke where a nun asks . "What's a blowjob" and the priest says, "$50 dollars, same as in town!"
txvoltaire

Here cums Peter Cottontail....!