txvoltaire
A guy needs a place to put his beer when his cock's getting sucked!
txvoltaire
He's just standing there with that goofy look on his face like he's getting his cock pleasured!
txvoltaire
Patrol duty will have wait until after I walk the pig!
txvoltaire
My grandma was nothing like this.
txvoltaire
More relish please!
txvoltaire
You're going to have to be more forward if you want that blowjob!
Elmurfud
Google 'Chopper City's street-legal BatPod replica'.
txvoltaire
Well, a man might be accused of worshipping his cock, especially if the words "Oh my God, don't stop, don't stop!" are said in its presence!
txvoltaire
Yet he can't figure out why he can't make his girlfriend cum
txvoltaire
After the dick-enlargement surgery, they both got more pleasure out of life!
txvoltaire
He can only dream he'll get fucked!
txvoltaire
He wonders why he doesn't get fucked!
txvoltaire
Shouldn't it be Cheney fucking someone in the ass?
txvoltaire
Maybe his dick is so small, she doesn't feel it inside her!
txvoltaire
Also having that fuckhole pleasured with that wonderful STIFF cock!
txvoltaire
Grandpa I know you love your big cock, but could you stop wanking it in public?
txvoltaire
Can't leave the game even to get his cock pleasured!
txvoltaire
Maybe he works too much overtime to fuck at home!
txvoltaire
Hey, a guy's got to make his dick feel good somehow!
txvoltaire
Don't stop. It looks like he's about to have an totally pleasurable cum!!!
txvoltaire
No, just a cop needing a little cock pleasure!
txvoltaire
Why are the cops in these pictures always pleasuring their dicks?
txvoltaire
Funny, this is usually when the cop whips out his dick and starts fucking.
txvoltaire
Just what we need. A cop hung like a horse!
txvoltaire
Didn't the cop fuck her too?
txvoltaire
I can't tell what they're doing. Are they playing with their dicks?
txvoltaire
No matter what, dicks and pussies have always found a way to pleasured!
txvoltaire
Roger certainly hadn't expected to be cockpleasured today!
txvoltaire
an you imagine him saying, "Damn that feels good!"
txvoltaire
Whatever you do, don't watch porn!
txvoltaire
Fortunately, the body half with his cock is still human!
txvoltaire
Now, if he only had porn!
txvoltaire
The dog's dick gets more action than ours!
txvoltaire
And that"s when Officer Troy became dickless!
CraigTheImpaler
He is doing it wrong.
CraigTheImpaler
Obviously, the problem with organized religion is the 'organized' part.
rollo
This is a BMW Isetta, 1 cylinder, four stroke, 250 ccm, 12 HP and 80 km/h.
The door is at the front side! My brother had one and it was a really great feeling to drive it.
txvoltaire
Better than her husband's cock ever made her feel!
txvoltaire
A lpot of pleasure for your joystick!
txvoltaire
His girlfriend must be giving him head!
txvoltaire
For the cop with the 1 inch dick....
txvoltaire
"Now run along and be home in time for dinner." "Yes, daddy."
txvoltaire
Somehow, a large shipment of cocaine crossed the border on Suck-a-cock day!
Dumbo
Vietnamese dinner, live boiled kittens!
txvoltaire
And that's how Harry became dickless!
txvoltaire
Hormone treatment gone horribly wrong!
txvoltaire
Yeah, yeah! Women really like 1 inch dicks!
txvoltaire
I'm sure with all those elves up there someone could make him have fun with his little "toy"!
txvoltaire
Just stopped on the side of the road to pee!
txvoltaire
Microdick?
txvoltaire
Dan, get over here and see how big a dick is supposed to be!
txvoltaire
Does she like me or the car?
txvoltaire
Jim didn't go out much until this picture went viral!
txvoltaire
Jim didn't realize that after asking the genie to be a woman that now he'd have to squat to pee!
txvoltaire
After his wife said she's never fuck him again, Charles found a new way to have fun with his computer.
Kiki888
Look around the face and you can see it was photoshopped
txvoltaire
I don't even see you undoing my zipper and giving me a handjob.
txvoltaire
And that's when Officer Miller came in his pants.
txvoltaire
Officer Richard Short swears he doesn't know why his girlfriend calls him One-Inch Dick!
proof of guilt