txvoltaire
A girl can dream, can't she?
txvoltaire
That's just Gus's way of saying, "Let's fuck now!"
txvoltaire
That's not nice. Now apologize to your dad!
txvoltaire
Because he was running late, Kenneth decided to save time by having a blowjob during his commute.
txvoltaire
Santa's been a good boy. He deserves a good handjob!
txvoltaire
Some guys will fuck anything!
txvoltaire
If she sits on Santa's lap, he'll fuck her til she cums!Merry Christmas!
txvoltaire
Supporting the troops by making their cocks feel good!!!
txvoltaire
One in a while, the girls need to get together and look at dick that's longer than the 1 inch their husbands have!
txvoltaire
And then Richard walked away dejected.
txvoltaire
The preacher would occasionally whip out his huge piece of meat in front of the congregation. and receive the sacrament of intense, physical pleasure to the amazement of all, screaming, "My God, my cock feels good!"
txvoltaire
You know the cop is thinking, "I want a dick that big!"
txvoltaire
My, what an organ of fun!
txvoltaire
Maybe she'll come this time!
txvoltaire
The steroids didn't seem to do his dick any good.
txvoltaire
A blowjob could release that pressure!
txvoltaire
Of course! Man's best friend is his cock!
txvoltaire
My guess is that his real cock is so-o-o tiny that is doesn't matter anyway.
DeadSomething
now thats a crazy idea for a cake :D
DeadSomething
woohoo :D
mman
Who needs "Moskvitch" any way - Russian shit box!
mman
It must be another picture - one of these steel toe boots crashing his balls!
mman
Think? - with what?
mman
She must stole this...
gmb
No, That's the real Charlie's Angels car!
Mrkraz
The original only had a single cat, but pretty good photoshop. You can tell since all the cats have exactly the same eyes.
madBOX20
If they are Saudi Arabian and he is going to school in Berlin, WHY THE HELL ARE THEY TRANSFERRING U.S. DOLLARS??? Geography Fail!
Tennessean
Gizmo!
ZoNnE
aww no tits? well... i think i take blue tit
txvoltaire
Oh, yeah, Baby! Make my 10-inch COCK feel goo-oo-ood!!! What speeding ticket?
luckylouie
If this dork ever actually has a date, he'll probably wear that outfit to impress her.
DeadSomething
i remember having seen the tiles that way too :D
swantucky
No, as a mother who raised a son and daughter.. this is not the way we think.
minski
Ah yes - because all the jobs in which women are paid less involve carrying heavy objects around. and because no woman can lift moren than 2 pounds. And because - what the hell does one thing has to do with the other in the first place? Not funny, not accurate, just silly. (and I'm a man - and anyhting but a freminist, but I value solid arguments)
babblepfish
Only in Wisconsin.......
DeadSomething
i was bored in school too :D
DeadSomething
just too true :(
DeadSomething
cool design :)
DeadSomething
my tongue looked that way since birth and hasn't changed since and im absolutely healthy. its just an oddity in genetics not a sign of a sickness!
DeadSomething
woohoo :D so true :D
ZoNnE
ooooh they play team fortress2!
babblepfish
DUDE! Get off my back!
boomer1949
"I kill you!"
MelindaSteps
.... I was kind of wondering if people could do this with the power button on their computer screen, and tie the string to the door... and then they can surf the web with total privacy.... is this a bad thing that this was my first thought?.... probably.
JanetWolf
That's actually really cool for a Spider. Thanks for the info Bungle. :)
ZoNnE
jump fail
dtilt
Gulf beachgoer
veryfrank
cat thinks: Is there any fish left inhere!!
Pelican thinks: can I eat cat aswell ??!!
-Hellraiser-
I think it's great that he's helping the elderly. At least some people still do it! :)
DeadSomething
wow, yes that must sell great :D i guess i'll print that out and use it as a book wrap and start reading in the bus again :D
DeadSomething
shall i vomit now?! :O
DeadSomething
that should work with girls like paris hilton and hannah montana.
DeadSomething
great idea - sadly it doesnt work :(
DeadSomething
wow :D thasts f***ing great :D
sales agent
no more taking pictures of my summer house
sales agent
now there is positive thinking
snuffy
a real beaner
sales agent
she is just a young lady....sooner or later she will suffer badly from her diet....it will either leave her bed ridden or make her aware she must do something about it.....walk a mile in her shoes all you critics and stop all the things you say about other humans...bet if we saw your pic up here you would look like idiots....oh there we go ...idiots make idiotic statements to hurt other people.....leave her be...she has her own cross to bear
DeadSomething
well, all of this is true - also thats why they have been my best friends when i was young and i still like them :D
extreme elvis