Gary Edstrom

Where does he go with the tiger? Anywhere he wants to!
Model T

That must be a 240 line and lots of torque.
Model T

She's cute. I'd be glad to take her pictures.
Model T

Okay now it's time to go to the lake and try it out.
Model T

Honey the car is making a funny noise again.
Model T

I've already started on my second million.
Model T

Now how do we get down?
Model T

Why did the Coati's cross the road?
Model T

Forgive me and my thoughts.
Model T

That'll work up to 25 MPH.
Model T

Hey you with the sunglasses. close your eyes and don't look for five minutes. I need the eye bleach!
Model T

Looks like extra baggage.
Model T

Go ahead, try it again.
Model T

You want me to walk where?
Model T

Now that's an ice creme cone.
Model T

Yep we got it on film.
Model T

Wait till ya see him from the front.
Model T

Gee it's fun hurting little kids.
Model T

I recently had three old cars hauled 1000 miles. A two day trip took three weeks. I think the trucker needed a lift. Actually he did get towed when only 50 miles from our home.
Model T

So you kick your friend in the nutz then just walk off. Your time will come!
Dee dee

Isn't that one of the Jenner girls ?
Gary Edstrom

What would be even better is if it actually worked when flipped over!
Clyde

Look closely, that girl has a dick.
outside_observer

The square of the hypotenuse - - etc. etc.
Roxanne

A chinese street vendor ----------- TAMPONS !!!
Mickey

Macdonalds should buy him up for their Sunday afternoon special ---- Belgian Big Blue Ball Burger !!!
Prov

That looks like checkers, not chess.
Gary Edstrom

Do they do strip searches?
Gary Edstrom

You can never know how much fun this is unless you are a cat!
Gary Edstrom

Where in Oregon is this?
Gary Edstrom

Another Darwin award in the making!
Gary Edstrom

Sorry officer...I didn't see your red lights behind me!
Gary Edstrom

That sign must mean that somebody has tried it.
Gary Edstrom

I love cats! They taste just like chicken! - Alf
Dweezil

If I wrapped bacon around my cock , would it get bigger ?
Model T

Show us the rest. Then we can decide.
Model T

Fine with me. That leaves more women available.
Model T

That's fine. We're happily married. Are you happily gay? At least you can't breed together.
Model T

Are they allowed to breed ?
Model T

I hope they do't let him go outside to play.
Model T

Gee he's she's it's cute!
Model T

Some people never change.
Model T

Well! ------------------ That's all I can think of.
Model T

A park for nymphomaniacs
Model T

A lot of good work for an ugly rig.
Model T

Most small bakery shops do it that way. You should see what he uses for the creme filled donuts.
Model T

But, I'm hungry.
Model T

Let's wait, the train should be here soon.
Model T

Not the smartest runner in the group.
Model T

Wonder what they are doing?
Bee Bop

Girls, I have a woodie !
Model T

Holly Crap. I want that trike.
Model T

When I was in grade school we had books about "see Dick jump...See Jane run."
Gary Edstrom

One of my concerns would be if the smart car blocks a view of the tail lights and turn signals of the motorhome to vehicles behind him.
Gary Edstrom

Darwin Wannabe!
Model T

Wanna kiss my armpits?
Model T

Dress like this at a bike event and you'll end up hurting.
Model T

So---it ain't real. I can still dream.
Model T

It feels drafty here.