Model T
I'm not ugly. You guys are just too picky.
Model T
I don't care how long you make me stay in here I'm not taking off my panties.
Model T
Don't tell anyone I'm peeing.
Model T
Sure glad I didn't wear panties.
Model T
Yes really they sould. Or should they?
First they need girls with tits.
Model T
Who left the queer in the pool hall?
Model T
Sorry lezzie your cleavage is showing.
Oh wait, that's your ass.
Model T
I'm gonna need a lot more booze to come even close to a ten.
Model T
Looks like you've been eating well. There's more in the dumpster dummy.
Model T
I'll bet you a dollar you'll be pissed because I didn't give you a dollar.
Model T
Stick that sign up your ass dummy. I don't do verbal abuse.
Model T
Fuck God. Sell the computer and buy a burger.
Model T
Go ahead and order. I'll be right there.
Model T
Why beg ? Get a damned job like I did.
Model T
You need a head doctor.
Model T
Pull over to the scales ladies. I think you're overloaded.
Model T
I don't need a fairy Godmother.
Model T
Oh heck Margie the nude parade is next week.
Model T
Here comes an old man. Get ready to show your snatch Betty.
Model T
Dumb ass it's supposed to be a topless march.
Model T
No I'm just showing your boyfriend what a real pussy loooks like.
Model T
Dollie------------ sure wish I'd been invited.
Model T
She looks like fun to me. Did you know bananas are good for your health?
Model T
Oh gawd. I looked.
Model T
Funny............. I think I remember what they look like so this is fine.
Model T
I can't decide which one of them I'll eat first. Don't look like much meat on any of them.
Model T
I'm tellin yo mamma!
Michael_Jackson
look at the face of that dude
grmindenyssa
Kettőre zárták.
Gary Edstrom
Darwin Wannabe?
Model T
Jane said.......
"I wouldn't touch myself with a ten foot pole."
Model T
Why do people laugh and stare? I have my wife on a lease.
Model T
Why won't Burger King hire us?
Model T
New spring fashions.
Model T
I only go up to 350#. She's bending my parts.
Model T
Rolli it on............... roll it on.............
Model T
Never call a plumber for car repairs. All you needed was a new muffler bearing.
Model T
Dumb ass!
Model T
Okay I'll come back tomorrow
Model T
I'll have to get the manager. They never learned me that part.
Model T
Sure looked better from the back.
Gimme another drink. This one is still only a two!
Model T
And the next thing we know
the monkey bit granny's tongue off.
Model T
Go ahead and dive. It's at least ten feet deep...............
Ooops that's the next hole. This one is only two feet deep. Sorry!
Model T
Now give me back my watch you dirty bird!
Model T
This is what pole dancers do on their day off.
Model T
Hurry push and flush!
Model T
Ain't he cute lady ?
Model T
I warned you there are boulders below.
Model T
He ain't heavy he's my brother.
Model T
Well Mike I didn't see any naked girls this time.
Model T
So after a twenty car pile up the county will remove this hazzard.
Model T
Don't worry dear I know what I'm doing!
Model T
Headed to Wal-Mart
Model T
Hurry up, I can't hold this all day.
Model T
Nice.
Model T
I'm sure she's not going far across country.
Model T
Not recommended for your Redneck friends.
Model T
Suitable for yong children everywhere.
Model T
making little turddles.
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